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(Disclaimer: This music may be free but the proprietors of JRJ.com offer no promises that the contents herein will actually be what any person with reasonably healthy tympanic membranes would actually call “music.” Nor can they promise that perusing this page will do anything other than offend you and waste moments of your life that would be better spent doing something like masturbating, napping, or doodling on the cover of your telephone book. That being said- Enjoy.)

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The Ballad of Jeremy Robert Johnson – Yes, the notoriously epic “Ballad of Jeremy Robert Johnson”; it’s the official soundtrack to this website, and you can download it and play it in a constant loop while perusing these pages.

The ADA Release Party Jammy-Jam – A brilliant rendition of two semi-popular 80’s television theme songs, as sung by the attendees of the Angel Dust Apocalypse book release party. The fifteen seconds of dissonant screaming/chirping/bleating in between the two songs was our ode to the recently passed Dr. Hunter S. Thompson (an attempt to vocally create the white noise he found so soothing).

The Continuing Adventures of Jeremy Robert Johnson – A newer and more sonically challenged ballad chronicling the further literary adventures of JRJ, and his collaboration with Alan M. Clark (the “friend” mentioned). What this song has to do with “steel” and “rainbows” is anybody’s guess.

The Siren Promised Book Release Party Jammy-Jam – The Siren Promised release party rendition of a classic 80’s hair metal track about space travel. Dare you to listen all the way to the end? (May actually cause brain damage.)

Inside The Masonic Lodge – A very real, very frightening recording from deep inside a Masonic Lodge, as covertly captured by super-band The Newyorkshire Pupcakes. Listen in secrecy. The Masons are watching. Omnia ex patria bateman.