-Biography-

Jeremy Robert Johnson is a
novelist and the author of a multitude of acclaimed short stories. His writing has been nominated for the
Pushcart Prize (three times- 2000, 02’ & ’06), the Needle Award, and the
Bram Stoker Award.
Jeremy’s fiction covers a broad spectrum of
literary and genre material, and at times pushes the outer boundaries of both
style and content, while never forgetting the heart of the story. Characters
you can care about. Ideas that astound. Images that become indelible.
You could call
his work Bizarro.
You would not be wrong.
He is currently at work on two novels,
(Jeremy is writing these things about himself in
third person, and feeling highly self-conscious about the level of ego on
display, although he knows this kind of marketing is ultimately beneficial. He
is further dismayed at his present attempt at winking postmodernism, which he
normally thinks is sort of hokey.)
So, enough with the propaganda. He is me.
I’m Jeremy, and I live and write in
Portland, Oregon. I was born on
September 21, 1977, exactly thirty years after Stephen King, and according to
the delivering doctor I was an ugly baby with an elongated cone-skull that
would’ve been great for holding a top hat in place during high winds. I smell fantastic (you’ll have to take my
word on this), and tend to wear clothes.
The real point
here is that I’d like to tell you some stories.
I’m good at this. I promise. You’ll be
entertained.
And, as the old men selling fermented Kool-Aid
used to say from their porch rockers,
Thank you for your support.
-JRJ